I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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