we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i think im in europe. pls send help
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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