Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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