i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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