You work out of a Hotel?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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