It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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