Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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