I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Let's paint friendship bongs
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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