I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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