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• (607): View more from New York

  went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever

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• (858): View more from California

  So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?

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• (956): View more from Texas

  is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?

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  no

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?

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• (914): View more from New York

  I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?

  (817): View more from Texas

  Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?

  (319): View more from Iowa

  will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor

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  Haha oh no

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  The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.

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  Shriek

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