Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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