Whod you bang
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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