I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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