Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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