woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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