i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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