"it" just moved
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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