Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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