So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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