I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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