oh good, I think they're gone
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.