Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.