i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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