Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I need water and some morals
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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