all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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