I love black thongs
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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