what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
