what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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