Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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