I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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