No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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