When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
