Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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