Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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