i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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