The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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