i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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