Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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