my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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