My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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