they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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