I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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