dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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