I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
