he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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