2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.