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I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.

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(314): I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster. http://tfl.nu/3vkx

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"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?

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Haha how much did you smoke

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4 feet of smokeee!

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(570): "Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another? (609): Haha how much did you smoke (570): 4 feet of smokeee! http://tfl.nu/eyp0

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she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?

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(253): she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person? http://tfl.nu/ofbb

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one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"

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(717): one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9" http://tfl.nu/v0g1

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To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song

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(253): To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song http://tfl.nu/rtr4

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We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs

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Wtf? Why?

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I want awesome conversations to show the world.

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(702): We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs (1-702): Wtf? Why? (702): I want awesome conversations to show the world. http://tfl.nu/kf4n

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Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.

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(623): Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again. http://tfl.nu/wv7w

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Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.

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(516): Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America. http://tfl.nu/zzy7

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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.

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(302): It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it. http://tfl.nu/3oo8

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I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.

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(734): I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense. http://tfl.nu/c4vr

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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.

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(724): Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies. http://tfl.nu/sr2h

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where are you?

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talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick

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(816): where are you? (1-816): talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick http://tfl.nu/w2ig

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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment

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(701): He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment http://tfl.nu/7mc6

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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.

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(910): 6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class. http://tfl.nu/7ju6

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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.

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(585): Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful. http://tfl.nu/vw40

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