Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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