Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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