Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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