We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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