Sponge bath it is.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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