you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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