im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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