i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I pour the whiskey from now on
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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