She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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