You don't have asthma, your pregnant
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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