trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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