Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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