he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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