I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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