That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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