His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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